I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize