That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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