you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the room spins SO much faster in panama
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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