no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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