Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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