I must be too annoying 4 u.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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