Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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