She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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