Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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