In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
