people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
well you can't waste a boner
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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