He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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