Grow some girl-balls and come out already
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize