Is it normal to miss your booty call?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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