is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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