I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
