The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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