you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
