i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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