try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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