That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I will pee on everything he values.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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