So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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