She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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