There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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