im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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