my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
