If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I can't put those talents on a resume
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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