Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Randomize
