He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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