Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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