a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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