drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
be right there i have to get my cape
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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