So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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