I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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