Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Sorry about my life...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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