did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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