How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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