I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My pussy is not your playground.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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