I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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