I hate your face
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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