The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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