And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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