we're blogging at a bar
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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