I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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