Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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