I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
