..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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