I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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