he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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