i don't like sucking hair
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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