walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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