he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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