One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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