went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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