I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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