My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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